Kaganville Quotes There is nothing more satisfying than a good quote. If you have one, and I like it, I'll post it here! Send them to me at quotes@kaganville.com. Kaganville Quotes (meaning quotes by family members) "If you're on a plane on Yom Kippur and you order the kosher meal, do they just bring you an empty plate?" - Jeff Kagan "Life is like a bowl of Hot and Sour Soup. It's good, but what are all those things in it?" - Justin Scheck "The more I see of people, the more I like dogs." - Harry Cohen "You have to understand a person's life to understand their actions."-- Abraham Weiner Politician Quotes "Be the change you want to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi "'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -- Abraham Lincoln "A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal." -- Winston Churchill "Politicians always promise to build bridges even where there are no rivers." - Nikita Khrushchev "The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." - Benjamin Franklin "We must all hang together or we will surely hang separately." - Benjamin Franklin Real People Quotes "God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December." - J.M. Barrie "Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older." - J.M. Barrie "My mother always told me to speak good of the dead. Joan Crawford is dead. Good." - Bette Davis "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde "If Mama Cass Elliot had shared her sandwich with Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive." - Unknown "I can't listen to that much Wagner. I get the urge to conquer Poland." - Woody Allen "Tact is the ability to make a point without making an enemy." - Will Rogers "Diplomacy is saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock."-- Will Rogers "Never step in anything soft." - Murphy's Law "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Odgen Nash "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." - Unknown "I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there when it happens!" -- Woody Allen" "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -- Albert Einstein "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -- Albert Einstein Yiddish Proverbs "The wise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when he speaks." -- Yiddish Proverb "A hero is someone who can keep his mouth shut when he is right." -- Yiddish Proverb "You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails." -- Yiddish Proverb "You can't ride two horses with one ass." -- Yiddish Proverb "If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep." -- Yiddish Proverb "When a thief kisses you, count your teeth." -- Yiddish Proverb "Surrounding yourself with dwarfs does not make you a giant." -- Yiddish Proverb "The girl who can't dance says the band can't play." "He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral." -- Yiddish Proverb Fictional Quotes "Always be yourself." - Billy Elliot "It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the world." - Stuart Smalley "To be free, one must give up a little part of oneself." - Hedwig Robinson